I didn't replace you, I just thought that not talking to you after I got with my new girlfriend who looks a lot like you would be the way to go. I'm sorry if you feel bad, but clearly you're the bad person here, not me.
I’m annoyed with myself for still being so angry about that. I know I’m better off without him, and she’s a much less attractive version of me, but I still want to chop his dick off and throw her face in to a wall.
Hazel this is quite complex, but how much wood can a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood
That is complex…
I think it depends really on the physical fitness of the wood chuck and his experience. Age is certainly a factor too…
I think the question implies, however, that the wood chuck is unable to chuck wood (see: ‘IF a wood chuck could chuck wood’), so that would lead me to believe that inexperience would make the wood chuck unable to chuck that much wood because he’d probably get a splinter or do his back in or something.
A - Age: 20
B - Bed size: Double
C - Chore you hate: Washing the dishes
D - Dog’s name: Dotty
E - Essential start your day item: Snooze function
F - Favorite colors: Red, Green
G - Gold or Silver: Silver
H - Height: 5’9
I - Instruments you play: Guitar, Bass, both particularly poorly.
J - Job title: Student
K – Kids: None.
L - Living Arrangements: Flat, alone, well expensive.
M - Mother’s name: Val
N - Nicknames: Hazel. Haze-mataze is my favorite one other than my actual name.
O - Overnight hospital stay other than birth: None
Q - Quote from a movie: ‘Cornetto!’ (I now you’re supposed to day something profound to that, but…. jog on.)
R - Right or left handed: Right
S - Siblings: None
T - Time you wake up: Usually about half 7
U - Underwear: Currently: Black pants, not exciting at all
V - Vegetable you dislike: CARROTS
W - Workout style: Walk
X - X-rays you’ve had: Just Teeth
Y - Yesterday’s best moment: When my pictures came out well, very pleased.
Z - Zoo favorite: The stuffed ones. Don’t know why, they’re just amusing. Particularly the ‘British Woodland’ scenes.